Three Lies of the Oompa Loompa Complex We Can Debunk Today

I have never been a fan of the Willy Wonka story. I love candy, often fantasized about an entire river of chocolate that I could immerse myself all day every day, but the idea of an entire factory of other-worldly, little creatures that, as far as I could see, were more akin to victims of abduction than well-cared for employees (I’m watching you, Mr. Wonka), has never held the appeal and nostalgia it obviously holds for others.

Sorry, not sorry.